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Saturday, July 23, 2005

Slipknot - Slipknot [Digipack version]

A Scarey Pig-Man-Twat

Right. Here is an album that most people would likely call 'a pile of shit'. Maybe they are missing the point? Maybe they are sane.

These fuck-heads seem to think that a gimmick is required in the world of pseudo-religious death metal/goth/punk/rock/whatever world they reside in(maybe it is?). I would be willing to bet that the retards that worship(No I don't mean in a religious sense, I mean in a 'loser-with-no-life-must-idolise-musicians' way) these pricks are actually in awe of and amazed by the gimmick, cheap and blatantly transparent though it is. I reckon the name 'Slipknot' is a reference to the preferred trouser fastening these kids have to allow easy and quick masturbatory action at a moments notice, to satisfy their immature urges.

My god. I thought hearing them was bad enough but when I discovered the masks I didn't know whether to laugh or bite my own testicle until it bled.(Probably something else the band followers partake in on an average night to a concert).

Do they have talent?
Unfortunately, (I say that because I despise the fact that I have to admit it) they do.
It is a bit like when you see a christian rock metal band and are asked if you think they are good.
You can tell that they definitely know how to play.
The singing is ok.
The drummer is in time but.. but, something isn't right.
What is it?
Well, in the christian rock bands case they are just going through the motions. They haven't quite got the right heart. They play like an automatic machine.
In slipknots case they are full of ability and are exploding it out onto every available space within a thousand mile radius. They shit into your face and rub it in with pleasure.
They are still shite though, whatever they can do with their rabid guitar playing.

Like Van Gogh. Very close to genius but inevitably branded as a fuckup.
That was cruel - to Van Gogh: He at least did display signs of being a genius and in my opinion, was one.

So Slipknot:
This bands music and accompanying imagery is only for retarded children with no friends and an elevated sense of self(but only when in the company of fellow 'tards). When they are not in the company of their 'peers' they are the type to sit at home picking their nose..
and eating it..
whilst trying to make their own Slipknot mask..
and simultaneously playing some playstation game..
and chatting online...
With acne.
Whilst masturbating.
..their dog.

Download it?
Yes, for the experience alone.
And I'm not talking about the dog part you sick pervert.


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A Bunch Of Kids Wearing Masks to frighten you!

I mean for fucks sake! Who are these imbeciles! (please don't tell me who they actually are, it wasn't a question and I don't want to know).

Back tomorrow with more fun and games..
About time I tried out some MP3 software I suppose. Hmm, maybe.

UPDATE! The BEST David Bowie Live show you can find. Tomorrow..

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

SLIPKNOT vocalist Corey Taylor has commented on the group's recent Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) certifications — double-platinum (2 million copies shipped) for the group's self-titled 1999 debut, platinum for "Vol. 3 (The Subliminal Verses)", and triple-platinum for the "Disasterpieces" DVD.
And what have you got mr.3pm, your own blog spot witch your probably running on mommies computer. Fuck off you fuckin LOSSER!

7/23/2005 09:03:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you help me please ?? I'm looking for Jonny Greenwood's album "Body Language".

7/23/2005 09:16:00 pm  
Blogger hitmewithit said...

Oh I should point out: Life isn't a competition. What accolades Slipknot may have are completely immaterial to anyone else but them. And if they themselves rate those above more worthy life experiences then they are fools.
You want me to list my qualifications or possessions?

Yep. Definitely a 'tardis..

7/23/2005 10:17:00 pm  
Blogger hitmewithit said...

I knew one of the 'tards would try to create some kind of nonsensical reply when they discovered their piggy hero's had been smited.
He/she/it can't even spell 'which' or 'loser' for fucks sake.
Go play on the motorway with your skateboard.

7/24/2005 01:17:00 am  
Blogger The Bogus Man said...

Is this the same "Anonymous" who used to spell "losser" as "looser"?

I think we should be told!

7/24/2005 06:07:00 pm  
Anonymous Jove said...

God i hate this band and it's spotty hoodie followers. I think you summed them up pretty well. Thanks for the Bowie.

7/24/2005 07:17:00 pm  
Blogger hitmewithit said...

Hehe. Nice.

7/24/2005 11:16:00 pm  
Anonymous chocolate thunder said...

to be honest, i dont think slipknot are as bad as you make them out to be, but im not the biggest fan to say the least. however, i do like some songs, and i appreciate the musical talent which the band beholds. stone sour, a band who are lead by corey taylor of slipknot, are altogether a much lyrically and musically superior band. thanks for the post too.

7/27/2005 03:18:00 am  
Blogger hitmewithit said...

Don't be honest, you are wrong.

7/28/2005 04:56:00 am  

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