Spoon - Soft Effects [EP 1997] ||| Ozzy Osbourne - Under Cover 
Is it just me or have we reached that point in time where, as much as a lovely guy he truly is and what a life he has led..ho hum lets exhaust any sympathy we have for him and get round to admitting that: Ozzy Osbourne CAN'T FUCKING SING!
We all got to know and love him through his selling of his family through the wonders of MTV. We all cringed as he dribbled out pseudo-english and almost fell around whilst engaging in the strangest complex mixture of mannerisms ever witnessed this side of an insane institution. We all felt horribly sad and a bit guilty when we learned of his quad-bike accident. We even felt a little emotional about his song with his daughter.
Well I have fucking had ENOUGH of this SHIT!
I listened to his new album and i can't help thinking about the guys in the recording studio when they were making it. I bet they had to keep going 'Ozzy, erm..not quite right mate. Can you try just making your voice a bit quieter'. (hmm we better fill this part in with loads of background instrumentation) (again).
The whole thing sounds like an unfortunate situation with a Downs syndrome 'victim' and a microphone, given a karaoke machine and carte blanch to go for it.
He sings like he is tone deaf and has no singing voice whatsoever.
I mean, you know how eloquent his talking voice is right?
Well, just imagine a deaf person singing their heart out and the rest of the band constantly trying to either drown him out or work around it to some degreee and you've almost got the essence of this album.
Personally I prefer the bat's head eating Ozzy.
At least that guy had balls.
This one sounds retarded.
Oh and one more thing that really pissed me off: He is doing covers of some great songs. Murdering ever bastard one of them.
It should be an arrestable offence.
More so than eating a bats head!!!
Enjoy this great Spoon EP won't you!
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