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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

George Carlin. COMPLETE AUDIO COLLECTION download MP3 audiobooks



What fucking sad news. Life is a weird kind of slap in the face sometimes... Even guys like this who seem to do so much to make others laugh and look at life in ways that you may have overlooked...well...obviously, even fuckers like him die some day.
I doubt I am telling you anything you don't know here..hehe. Fuck off then. It just takes something like this to make me stop and look around and think...'Hmm I wonder what the fuck it is all about anyway'.
And then I go back to whatever I was doing.(picking my toenails, scratching my arse...etc,.)
I'm no soul searcher. I don't need or want religion. I couldn't give a fuck about death when I really think about it.
I just found myself wondering, that's all. The madness of it all...
Here's another guy who I had such a liking for and here's another guy dead. Everyone dies. You could surmise that some sick mother fucker placed us here in a paradoxical joke called life. You are born, you want to grow and learn and get stronger and learn some more and....you want to procreate(Mmmm).
You are built merely to reseed (If you will pardon the bit torrent analogy for a second - I can't help it) and keep seeding until you can seed no more. All throughout your existence, whilst aiming for health and reseeding small versions of yourself you also have a strong penchant for a thing known as 'Happiness'.
Fucking Happiness. Great stuff isn't it?
So you slide around and balance, sometimes struggling, sometimes miles away from it, on the wave of happiness like a surfer who just hasn't got the hang of it.
If you're lucky you start to get the hang of it in your later years.
If you made it that far and some nasty fucking illness, car crash, heart attack or arse cancer didn't take you out already!
So you find happiness. You stay at home with your mate...your (once) lover, companion and friend for life...your soulmate.
You share the days into old age and, although you have a bad back; your wife's eyesight is going; you can't walk the dog like you used to and you are developing arthritis, you share those days like they are the last fucking days on the planet. You are in love.
You really have got the hang of it now.
You found the 'Happiness'
Fucking good stuff it is too.
Then one of you goes and fucking dies.
Leaves the other one in total fucking misery and, with the added bonus of having to fend for themselves, probably got hardly any friends after you both left them behind when you became so fucking lovey dovey. If anything, the fact that you allowed yourself to get so reliant and loved-up with your significant other has only served to make you fucking weak and useless when they are suddenly plucked from your life. You are a dribbling wreck and now all you want is for the same sick hand of fate to come and collect your sorry arse up too. Inevitably, you will be made to sit around in your miserable shit for years...probably go a bit senile, probably start shitting yourself and go into a home where they slap you across the face and tell you to shut the fuck up just because you asked them to let you change your fucking underpants after you shit them again. Finally when the cancer really kicks in, you'll gasp a last breath in that sad sorry place with no fanfare, no ceremony, not a thing but only the cleaner woman looking across at you. Even she is thinking 'fuck, now I am going to have to clean that old bastard up..'.
Happiness?
What a sick fucking story.

*Just my take on things, don't take it too seriously will you ;)


+++**~~GEORGE CARLIN~~**+++

He didn't give a fuck and he always said no one would give a fuck when he died...and that he wouldn't - cos' he's be dead!
Well I agree of course.
But so many people will remember him and his memory will live on forever I reckon.
Please do yourself a good turn and download this collection of ALL of his published audio shows and a couple of books and go sit down and grab yourself some of that 'Happiness'.

The following is actually a bit torrent file.
Listen up those who do not use torrents!
There is now a brilliant little website that will take a torrent file, create a tiny application that needs NO INSTALL and leaves nothing on your PC, it is all just contained in the one tiny file, it basically runs a built in torrent downloader for you when you run it for the torrent file it was created with.
Confused?
This is all you need to know...
I created a torrent2exe file (the name of said brilliant program for downloading torrents without having to know anything!) out of the following George Carlin Collection.
All you need to do if you want it is to download the file I created from the link below, run it and it will create a folder on the hard drive (in the same folder you are running it from) called 'George Carlin'. Then it will start downloading the complete collection from the bit torrent network. You will most likely have to allow it through your firewall (don't be paranoid about this, it is normal and safe).
In the program window it will tell you how long it expects to run until you have the whole collection and some other things that you really don't have to learn about but there is a clickable link on it if you do want to learn, click it and go read!


The George Carlin Collection contains....

George Carlin - 40 Years in Comedy
George Carlin - Again
George Carlin - Back In Town
George Carlin - Carlin on Campus
George Carlin - Complaints And Grievances
George Carlin - Jammin In New York
George Carlin - More Stuff On Cars & Driving
George Carlin - Napalm And Silly Putty[audiobook.read.by.George]
George Carlin - Parental Advisory
George Carlin - Playin With Your Head
George Carlin - The Little David Years 1971 1977 Disc 1
George Carlin - You Are All Diseased.1999


ALL OF THE ABOVE ARE THE FULL ALBUM 'AUDIO ONLY' RELEASES.
Very enjoyable and highly recommended!


LINKS:
Remember - Files are in Rar archives~ Info Here, Winrar Software Here

FOR NON TORRENT USERS - Self Downloading file] Click or Click or Click or Click or Click or Click or Click
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FOR USUAL TORRENT USERS here is the torrent file] Click
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A sad day indeed.

I hope you enjoy these shows...they're great.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow thanks man! RIP george carlin.
=(

6/25/2008 01:37:00 pm  
Anonymous jake said...

Toreent worked man. Nice one!

7/03/2008 08:11:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to enjoy this one,thanks a lot!

Wish you well!
julius

7/07/2008 02:38:00 pm  
Blogger hitmewithit said...

You are very welcome mate...enjoy it. I have been crying with laughter listening to some of the old stuff this week!

7/07/2008 09:56:00 pm  
Blogger Uncle Tony said...

Thanks for this.

8/04/2008 04:55:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

may der b a laughter riot in hell!!

6/29/2011 11:01:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

could you repost the link again pleas as none of them are working anymore? thanks.

10/15/2012 11:58:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please

10/15/2012 11:58:00 pm  
Blogger hitmewithit said...

Hey anonymous, this is such an OLD POST! I cannot keep uploading old stuff as I do not have the files any more. If you just install Utorrent, which is a tiny program and takes seconds to install, then you can click the torrent link above which is still good. I just tested it and all of the collection is available...
sorry I can't help more :/

10/16/2012 12:09:00 am  
Blogger cockneyreject said...

Two years, (almost) on & I thought I'd check into say the torrent is working great. I started downloading it about 10 min ago & it's ETA is 20 mins on my torrent client. I've restricted my clients D/L bandwidth so I should imagine you could D/L it even quicker. Pretty sweet amount of seeds for such an old post. Thanks man.

5/26/2014 04:17:00 am  
Blogger cockneyreject said...

Oh yeah...& 'Anonymous' it would've been nice if you'd have bothered to thank the original uploader for bothering to reply. A little manners never hurt as I think the saying goes!

5/26/2014 04:21:00 am  
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4/05/2015 08:55:00 am  
Blogger hitmewithit said...

Haha your blog is long gone mate.
Oh and EVERYONE TAKE NOTE!!
THE TORRENT IS STILL WORKING! GO TO KICKASS OR PIRATE BAY AND SEARCH FOR George_Carlin_Collection_By_JustaNoBoDY

or search that in google and you'll find the torrent STILL being seeded(no longer by me) since 2005!!!!

12/12/2015 08:48:00 pm  

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